yasgawd:

nothing is like getting ate out with no pressure to have sex afterwards

god bless guys who eat just to eat

(via coolfacecrab)

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http://coolfacecrab.tumblr.com/post/93061346817/henrik-and-i-have-this-sodastream-machine-you-know

coolfacecrab:

Henrik and I have this sodastream machine you know like you can carbonate literally any liquid like of course water and soda if you buy the flavored sodastream syrups but h-e-k-a-t-e got the great idea to try it with chocolate milk and it was so horrible LMAO and then she also brought an onion…

for a moment it felt like carbonated chocolate milk had so much potential, then I took a sip and all I could taste was disappointment and the salt of the many future tears that I will shred for this great idea

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