lumnch:

lumnch:

lumnch:

lumnch:

Wahoo!

Ya-ha!

The pain is unfathomable

Here we gOooooo!!!

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puncromancer:

chiqitadave:

every time i burp it tastes like Arby’s

and every time we kiss I swear I can fly

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dovewithscales:

itsavalonsmith:

today at the witchy store:


customer: is this organic?

me:

me: its a crystal

customer: yes, but is it organic?

me: … it’s a stone?

customer: i’m not stupid, I know that. I want to know if this “stone” is organic or not

me:

customer:

me: sure, why not. we didn’t put pesticides on it when we grew it.

customer: I want to talk to your manager

Retail is the same all over.

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punk-isnt-dead-its-a-vampire:

gork-le:

abcsofadhd:

So I found out a few months ago that wanting to ‘not exist’ or wishing you could ‘just sleep forever’ is also considered suicidal (specifically suicidal idealization). It shocked me cause I used to think that way when I was younger but had previously thought that being suicidal meant explicitly wanting to die.. but it actually involves wanting to not live too.

I think its an important thing to note cause it might allow someone to realize the severity of their condition earlier.

This was the funniest thing to me. Because I was talking to a counselor, and they were like “Are you suicidal?”

“No not really. But sometimes I don’t want to exist though”

“You do know that’s suicidal ideation?”

“…what?”

I wish I kind of knew before. Like honestly, we know so little about mental health.

Same goes for wanting to run away, I had this urge for the longest time, to just leave, I thought it was because I was looking for thrill or something but after a few dozen times of googling “why do I want to run away so badly?” And “is it normal to want to run away?” I found out that that’s also a symptom of depression and suicidal idealization, obviously not as strong but definetly also a part that’s not talked about a lot

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katy-l-wood:

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trashbandikyut:

trashbandikyut:

Tumblr staff are fools, the bots already circumvented you.

Sorry my dudes, I know you’re trying real hard but

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So I got a new follower and they looked like a bot. So I clicked and found they indeed were a bot! But that’s nothing new. No what’s new is… look at the tags

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Huh. It’s almost like they’re learning faster than staff.

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HOW IS IT YOU FLAG THIS POST FOR REVIEW BUT NOT ANY OF THE BOT’S POSTS? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

holy crap it appears to be real, bots are tagging things #sfw to keep the tumblr AI at bay

So…we’re all just gonna go tag everything as SFW, right?

Time to add another tag block word… *sigh*

damn

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oberynmartell:

tumblr staff has small [CENSORED] energy

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control-alt-spooky:

chandra-pyromaster:

Night hoes

I think theyre just called vampires

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not enough love on this bad web site for the giant armadillo

skarchomp:

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lizzey:

amanda-jess27:

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Grading my 3rd graders papers and I see this 😭

the mood for 2019

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